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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crops Grown: 5540
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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