SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7966
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ores Mined:	3938
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Farms Harvested:	436

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5299

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4868	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8056
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Animals Bred:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!