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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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