SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4547	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runes Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	4310
New Chunks Explored:	163570	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1717	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Spears Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Animals Bred:	34
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5333	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.