Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6675
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4004 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5374 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3016 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crops Grown: 6815
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 6454 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Crops Grown: 5369 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9837 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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