Super noob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	7396	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	440
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	752647	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7564
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8719	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	2727	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	372
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Zombie Dances:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	179

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	18

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

Players:	97/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2