Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Crops Grown: 9907
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8967
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 160640 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crops Grown: 6068
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Items Found: 2124
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ores Mined: 3753
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3059
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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