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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ships, like, go vroom vroom in the ocean n stuff? well, turns out they been, like, spewin out less sulphur now, which, like, sounds good, right? but nooo, it actually makin global warmin happen faster! so, like, come join our minecraft server and help us fight against the evil ships tryna ruin the planet! plus, we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, let’s save the world together, one block at a time!
