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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4445 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!