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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3516 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!