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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7549 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!