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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2466 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 739 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!