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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4297 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!