Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5814
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4843
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1751	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	392
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.