Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	4079	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	1638
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4786

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3723

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	263	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	1373	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	5124
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1727	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	4522
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.