Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5225
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	3880	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Farms Harvested:	889
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.