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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding diamonds while dodging creepers, all while debating the important issues like how much sugar is in Fanta in different countries.
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava! But don’t worry, we have a team of flying pigs ready to rescue you if things get too out of hand.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP!
