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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3519 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!