come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Crops Grown: 3080 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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