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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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