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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2018 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
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