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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9827 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
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