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“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6791	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	148
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Potions Brewed:	172

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3350
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Emeralds Found:	853
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	531

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1970	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9