SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	6452

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5424
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ores Mined:	5045
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8354
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!