Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 87 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3931 Players Killed by Monsters: 5615
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9854 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 756 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 105 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Animals Bred: 31
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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