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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.