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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1566 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!