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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9819 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
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