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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9702 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6851 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
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