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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9892 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
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