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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6247 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
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