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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7734 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 250936 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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