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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7305 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9744 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3632 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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