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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
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