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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
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