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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7613 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 108 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
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