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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
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