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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3088 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9185 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
so, like, this server is like, totally legit, man. like, the scientists have been like, studying us gamers and stuff. they can, like, diagnose if you have anxiety or depression just by, like, monitoring your pulse rate while you play. it’s crazy, dude.
if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.
so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!
