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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Animals Bred: | 70 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
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ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!
SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!