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Question	Answer
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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling

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Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Fortune Fields

10. Community, 11. Custom features, 12. Vibrant community, 13. Strategic progression, 14. Hierarchy, 15. Mining, 16. Trading, 17. Economy, 18. Leaderboards, 19. Adrenaline-filled combat, 2. Survival Multiplayer, 20. Growing community., 3. Prisons game mode, 4. KitPVP, 5. Builder, 6. Strategist, 7. Fighter, 8. Adventure, 9. Competition, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, minecraft server, Prison, Survival

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Fortune Fields is a premier Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes to cater to every player’s preferences. Our SMP (Survival Multiplayer) provides a classic survival experience with a twist, featuring custom features and a vibrant community to make every adventure unique. For those who enjoy strategic progression, our Prisons game mode challenges players to rank up through a hierarchy, mining, trading, and dominating the prison economy. KitPVP offers fast-paced, adrenaline-filled combat where players can hone their skills, climb leaderboards, and compete for glory. Each game mode is carefully designed to deliver engaging and competitive gameplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or fighter, Fortune Fields has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of a growing community where adventure and competition await!

fortunefieldsmc.com

Nexys Tensura Server

Adventure, alliances, Biomes, Collaborative Play, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Kingdoms, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modpack, Monsters, Nations, Nexys Tensura Server, Reincarnated Server, Resets, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, tensura, Updates

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About the Server

Welcome to the Tensura: Reincarnated Server, a community-driven world based on the Tensura: Reincarnated Mod and enhanced by our custom modpack. Experience magic, strategy, and adventure inspired by That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime!

Features: Immersive Roleplay: Forge your path as a powerful being, build nations, and form alliances. Custom Gameplay: Explore biomes, dungeons, and mechanics that expand Tensura’s world. Collaborative Play: Team up to create kingdoms, conquer monsters, and rise to power. Frequent Updates: Expect regular tweaks as the modpack evolves in its Alpha/Beta stage. Potential Resets: The server may reset for major updates to ensure the best experience. Friendly Community: Engage with other players (Discord coming soon!) Join us and help shape this growing world! Your feedback is invaluable as we create an ever-evolving adventure.

Tensura-Reincarnated.apexmc.co:25762

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC meet up, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Events, final fantasy xiv, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Iron Giant, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, The Wild Robot, Tokusatsu Watch Party, treasure maps

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our upcoming events like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden treasures and become the richest player in the game. Or how about the Iron Giant + The Wild Robot event where you can battle against epic bosses and prove your skills to the entire server.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Makai Senki and Kamen Rider Zero-One episodes. Who knew watching TV could be so much fun in Minecraft? And don’t miss out on our Shared FATE meetup where you can team up with other players to take on challenging missions and earn exclusive rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – Auburn Bot Edition

Auburn, Auburn Tigers, Auburn University, auburnbot edition, best team, Bot, cfb, Championship, college football, Defense, Edition, fan base, football, game day, Minecraft, ncaa, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, sec, smp, sports, tailgating, touchdowns, war eagle

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

ArkobiCraft

Earth, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Factions Minigames Economy Towny Roleplay Hardcore Adventure Pixelmon Vanilla Prison RPG Faction Wars Lockette McMMO Custom Enchants Auctions

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Arkobia community Minecraft server. It is a server with more than 150 mods in the ArkobiCraft modpack that you can find on curseforge. Version 1.20.1

Ark.arkobia.com

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	152	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	235

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	7873	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	67
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5453
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Emeralds Found:	5864

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Star Shards Collected:	293
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	456	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3952
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3