| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3797 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3045 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 52 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
