| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 817 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3015 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 200 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
