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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6819 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 730766 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!