Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 286 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. What happened next? Their house was blown up by a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. True story.
But don’t worry, if you join our server and stream regularly, you’ll be rewarded with diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pet ender dragon that will do your bidding. Plus, every Friday night we have a disco party in the Nether where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Trust us, you don’t want to anger the creeper with a top hat.
