Stormy network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crops Grown:	4329
Star Shards Collected:	107	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	2308	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	420

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	126

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3078	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Emeralds Found:	2125	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	1789	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5106
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	1597
Enchantments Applied:	163	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4604
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	108
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8855	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Players:	109/600	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8855
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2