Stormy Lagoon: Where the squids are always causing drama and the players are always broke.

BROKE, causing, Drama, lagoon, Network, Players, Squids, Stormy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Animals Bred:	121	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76

New Minecraft Servers

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/its-russia-ok-minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Overview

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.20.6. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details

Version	1.20.4+
Available on	Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Discord Server

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, Stormy Lagoon Minecraft server is available on both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.stormylagoon.com for Java, or using the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock version.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, Stormy Lagoon server does not have any pay-to-win features. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
Are there specific rules for player conduct on the server?	Yes, the server has fair rules in place to ensure a worry and lag-free experience for all players.
How can I get assistance from the server staff?	The mature and supportive staff are ready to assist whenever needed. You can also check the organized Discord channels for guidance on all server features.

CatNapperCraft

breeding cats, cat adoption, cat behavior, cat breeder, cat breeding, cat chemistry, cat jelling, cat neuter, cat ownership, cat rehoming, cat relationships, cat welfare, CatNapperCraft, genetic diversity, hoarding colony, Maine Coon, neutering, rescue cat, skittish cat, submissive cat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	934	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Maine Coon cat named Mr. Fluffykins as our official mascot!

Mr. Fluffykins was a wish.com Maine Coon, but don’t let that fool you – he’s the king of the server! He’s also a total himbo and gets along with all the other cats, even the ones with a bit of a bitchcraft attitude.

Join our server for the chance to interact with Mr. Fluffykins and help him navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness him trying to beat the other cats in a battle royale!

But beware, there may be some pushy cattery owners trying to steal Mr. Fluffykins for breeding purposes. Will you stand up to them and protect our beloved feline friend? Or will you join forces with them and become a cat breeding master in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the pure hilarity of our Maine Coon-filled Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – Mr. Fluffykins is waiting for you!

CraftyDrugDisaster

Bad trip, CraftyDrugDisaster, drug abuse recovery, drug addiction, drug dangers, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug overdose awareness, drug overdose prevention, drug overdose symptoms, drug overdose treatment, drug rehabilitation, drug side effects, drug withdrawal, Hallucinations, illegal drugs, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, substance abuse, worst drug experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
New Chunks Explored:	869164	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the rush you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like a drug trip you’ll never forget!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll mine diamonds while dodging creepers on a rollercoaster made of lava. Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on a high every time you log in.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might encounter psychedelic mobs that will blow your mind, or find yourself in a maze of illusions that will leave you questioning reality.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server of your life, join us now and get ready for a trip you’ll never forget!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, beheading, brutality, CHRISTIANS, Church, Democratic Republic of Congo, extremism, Holycraft, human rights violation, international news, Islamic militants, massacre, Minecraft, persecution, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

Allies, Assertiveness, blocks, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, G7, international relations, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weakness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Unemployable Kids

American, career prospects, economic recovery, education, Elon, Elons, employment, future job market, innovation, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job security, Kids, labor market, post-pandemic, professional development, sanity, Skills, tech industry, Training, unemployable, Workforce

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	7913

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

AHAPXN server minecraft

AHAPXN, banner, Community, competitive, Gaming, ips, kill others, leather jacket, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noobs, ONLINE, Pork, PvP, Resources, Server, STRONG, Survival, Vote

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	9841	Buildings Constructed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Emeralds Found:	5340	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

hi here no spavna if not you do you, look for the resources, kill others and the most glamorous kill the noobs, become super strong, become the first one who a and ksty if you want ren, you need to vote there 1 leather jacket and 15 pork foods and everything is not Boysa kill here are IPs 1b3t.aternos.me

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Sparked

admins, Apply now, chest locks, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, Land Claims, Mature, Mods, player count, player head drops, proximity voice chat, Resets, smp, sparked, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4178
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server

Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

About us:

An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Choice, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, Elysian, Ethereal, Isles, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, method, seeking help, self harm, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Votes:	5981	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

– Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

– Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

– Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

– Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

– And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

ExGfGoneWild_Server

aita, coming out, controversy, deceased, ex girlfriend, ExGfGoneWild_Server, Grief, GRIEVING, Harassment, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, mutual friend, outing, privacy, relationship, reputation, Respect, Secrets

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

acceptance, advice, Closure, Communication, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, moving on, RejectedHusbands, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyCashCow

budgeting, clothing, CraftyCashCow, dining out, disposable income, Entertainment, experiences, Gifts, groceries, hobbies, Home decor, Investments, Luxury items, personal finance, savings, self-care, shopping, spending habits, subscriptions, Technology, travel

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

EuroRearmCraft Server

alliances, arms race, Budget, Cheaper, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroRearmCraft, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, rearming, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

BibaCraft, Bibas, Captivity, children, Conflict, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, Heartbreaking, idf, investigation, Israel Defense Forces, Kidnapped, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Mother, Murdered, News, Terrorism, third body, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!

Racks SMP

Active, behind, building, Community, Custom Items, Datapacks, Discord, Farming, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Join, Late, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, Racks, Rollback, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Votes:	5986	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Small, community-based
Number of Players	Approximately 25
Focus	Farming, building, custom items
Rules	No griefing, friendly community

FAQ

Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.

Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?

A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using this link.

Eternal Blaze 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, Blaze, Captivating, charming, cute, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, ETERNAL, Girls, Gorgeous, hot, Irresistible, Lovely, PRETTY, seductive, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning, You know

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got cute sexy girls, like, everywhere, man! And I ain’t talking about those pixelated blocky babes, nah, I’m talking about real-life hotties who play Minecraft, can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true, dude! So, if you wanna build some epic structures and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be, my dude. Don’t miss out on all the fun and flirtation, come join us now!