Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	741	Zombie Dances:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	7506	Void Armor Forged:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7793
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9038	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3330	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	173	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8234	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	4560
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	9533	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	2032	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7464	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ores Mined:	3754	Dragons Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.