Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	406243
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	292
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Emeralds Found:	9644	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5955
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!