Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

cursed, cursed early, cursed early MUGs, cursed MUGs, cursed us, cursed us MUGs, Early, early curse, early MUG curse, early MUGs, making, Minecraft, mug, MUG curse, Mugs, smp, STOP, stop curse, stop early curse, stop making, stop making cursed MUGs, stop making early, stop making early MUGs, stop making us curse, stop making us cursed

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	80
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7317

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6387
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Villages Defended:	14

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

Creeper’s Curse Server

bad language, CREEPERS, CURSE, curse language, curse words, cussing, expletive, favorite bad word, favorite curse language, favorite curse phrase, favorite curse word, favorite cuss word, favorite expletive, favorite profanity, favorite swear phrase, favorite swear word, favorite vulgar word, Profanity, Server, swear words, swearing, vulgar language

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Censorship, CraftyCecilias, current events, Detained in Tehran, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Italian embassy, Italian Journalist, italy, journalism ethics, journalist, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, press freedom, Server, Tehran

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3693

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

Putin’sSkyWars

air travel, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Military Action, national security, plane crash, political tension, president, PutinsSkyWars, russia, security breach, shot at, Tragedy, transportation incident, world news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ores Mined:	1830
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

ElectroPlay :: Semi-vanilla Minecraft server [BE] Minecraft server

Achievements, add-ons, administration, balance, BE, classic, Customization, decorations, Donations, electroplay, Events, friend system, Giveaways, Hardware, License, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Optimization, particles, Plugins, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, spawn rate, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

ElectroPlay is the very place where you can play comfortably. A neatly designed balance of classic survival and unique plugins, but instead of thousands of words, you can feel it for yourself!

There are no private parties here and there never will be, because people trust each other, honestly developing together without unnecessary restrictions. Of course, there is no escape from thieves and griefers, but under the watchful eye of the administration they have nowhere to hide and their punishment will come in the blink of an eye.

As we have already said, players develop honestly, which is why donations do not provide advantages. Donation is, first of all, help to the project. Don’t worry, for your support you will definitely receive a beautiful set of particles or other accessories of your choice.

The spawn rate is vanilla and fairly distributed between players, and the boundaries are where they should be. Don’t worry about lags and high ping, because the server is built on powerful hardware and is well optimized.

The ability to call the administration in two clicks, the friend system, the flexibility and customization of almost any add-on, your own achievements, giveaways for donations and holiday decorations, this and much, much more awaits you on ElectroPlay!

We wish you fun and memorable adventures on ElectroPlay!

msk.mc.epserv.ru:40111

MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Factionsserver, Hardcore, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Potions Brewed:	194	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
How many main dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons for players to explore.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses on the server are custom-made with care.
Can players choose their playstyle on the server?	Yes, players can pick their playstyle and engage in various side content as well.

Eternal Realm Craft 1.21

BIZARRE, bizarre video, confusion, Craft, ETERNAL, internet mystery, Internet Sensation, mind-boggling, mysterious video, ODDITY, Realm, Shocking.., strange, strange phenomenon, surreal, unexpected, Unexplainable, viral sensation, viral video, weird, what is this, WTF, youtube video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I mean, have you seen the crazy shit going down in there? It’s like a virtual acid trip, but with blocks and zombies and shit.

I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.