Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Void Gems Collected: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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